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One last chance - either that beard comes off or your out of this club!

For the purposes of this page we are talking about private members clubs with their own grounds about which a heated pro vs anti debate has gone on for years and looks set to continue. Often when feelings run high the facts become secondary to the rhetoric so we'll try to give a balanced view which will hopefully encourage people thinking about this sort of club to at least take a look.

Firstly, who need not bother? If you're looking for the swinging scene you're not going to find it - these are pretty straight laced places. Nor will you find a bunch of social revolutionaries - clubs are definitely small 'c' conservative.

If you want somewhere to strip off other than on a Mediterranean beach, don't have a beach convenient to home (that's most of us in the north west) or want somewhere 'safer', and are prepared to make some effort to join in and establish friendships then read on. The following is an attempt to present the 'good, bad and ugly' sides of the club scene in a fair and frank manner.

First the good! The old stereotyped image of a club is becoming a thing of the past, most clubs are a lot more than a hut in a field and in fact offer a decent range of leisure, sports and social amenities both indoor and out. They also offer spectacularly good value for money if you make full use of what's on offer. If you are patient and also prepared to contribute to the upkeep of a club you'll probably qualify to be put on a waiting list for a static caravan or chalet site which will make it easier to be fully involved with the life of the place. In the mean time most clubs have reasonable facilities for tents and touring caravans.

The membership of a typical club is drawn from all sections of society and the vast majority will genuinely want to be friendly towards visitors and new members and you should have no problems meeting people with similar interests to yourself (beyond naturism of course!). Whilst most clubs operate a 'clothes optional' policy, all adult members will be expected to be naked (allowance being made for ladies as necessary) when conditions, usually weather, permit so if you feel uncomfortable with the mix of nudes and textiles that you find on many beaches definitely try a club. Also clubs are 'safe' for both adults and kids and are free of the voyeurs, sex cruisers and swingers who spoil some beaches.

Now the bad. In the UK the fact is that a substantial majority of naturists, club or otherwise, are middle aged or older and unfortunately many clubs do little to encourage younger people in their ranks. Despite describing themselves as 'family friendly' the plain fact is that if you arrive with active young children plenty of club members are quite likely to be regard you as a nuisance. Worse than this is the attitude often taken towards teenagers who are 'borderline' in their approach to nudity. Instead of patient understanding, all to often they are subjected to disapproving looks and even comments. This is written not to discourage younger people from joining or visiting clubs but as a plea to club committees and members to try harder to attract and retain youth. Grey hair should not be a prerequisite to joining a naturist club!

What else is bad. Just the usual failings of human nature perhaps amplified a bit by being in a 'closed' environment. Put a group of people together for a day with little to do and the result is bound to be gossip, idle speculation in the morning has become God's truth by teatime. Put some people in a position of petty authority and they're soon wearing jackboots and practising their goose-stepping!

Now the ugly. If you're male and don't have a female partner to accompany you it's most unlikely that you'll get inside the gates of a club. If you're offered a place on a waiting list don't get too excited unless you have the life expectancy of Methuselah.

This is a complicated problem. It's certainly the case that many many more men apply for single membership than do women and clubs genuinely fear that they would be damaged if their gender balance became heavily biased towards men. It's also true that a small minority of club members regard unaccompanied men (or indeed gay male couples) who have an interest in naturism as perverts or even potential paedophiles. This attitude is totally unjustified and grossly unfair and offensive towards a group of people no less respectable than their critics!

As an ex club Chairman who has had to wrestle with this problem the writer has great sympathy with those who are denied access to clubs through no fault of their own but does not predict any change in the foreseeable future. No doubt there is an element of false demand built up and if all clubs opened up their gates to every genuine naturist there would be a short term surge in male membership which would soon settle down. However any club which acted independently would most probably be swamped and could lose a substantial portion of it's existing membership; this is most unlikely to happen!

If you've read this far hopefully you'll have found the comments interesting and maybe useful. As a beach and holiday naturist for 16 years and a club member for 10 the writer has no hesitation in recommending that you investigate one or more clubs. They all have their own unique characteristics and it's very likely you'll find one where you feel comfortable. How far you get involved is up to to you but there's a lot of truth in the the old adage that the more you put in the more you get out.